By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
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LeonKennedy45 10

Glad you dumped his ass.

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coried91 28

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

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Solipsist 12

Wow, how can someone be so aggressive while talking about quidditch?!

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SweetasCandy0609 28

if you go take a lot of pictures then post them with a caption and say i just a 170 of douche bag weight.

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Omniprism 14

Sell them or take a friend. A friend would probably be more fun plus you could get laid by a hot Jamaican man who would enjoy a round rear.

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tj5810 21

Jamaica? Hell, I'd love to see your fat ass in a bikini. :P All jokes aside, he's a tool. You deserve better.

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EmsyyyRose13 24

Well at least he's your EXboyfriend now. I say take one of your best friends to Jamaica instead. Forget his stupid ass and have a kick ass time without him!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Call a friend and take them with you. Good job on dumping the bf. You don't need someone like that.

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krapula 4

A tournament for a fake game from a shitty movie? Wow.

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phantom55_fml 7

i would love to see your fat ass in a little bikini in Jamaica :-)

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Korra_fml 23

i agree with most of these comments... by making him your ex, that's half the problem right there. now call up ur closest girl-friend and see if she wants to go on vacation with you to celebrate your freedom from that jerk!

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