Love: Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because...

By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By festival virgin - 29/05/2013 19:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2021 10:58

Today, I had to cancel a plane ticket to a friend's wedding, because first he gave me the wrong date, after which his fiancée cut me from the guests because of Covid safety. Instead of paying $600 to be in the ceremony, I'm paying $400 to not go anywhere because the ticket could only be partially refunded. FML

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By Jackal - 20/08/2019 12:00 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I found out the time I'd requested off for a trip in 2 months, that my boss said that I could go on, wasn't fully processed, just in case he decided I couldn't go. He told me the second part after I'd bought no refund tickets for shows for both me and my girlfriend. FML

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You ******* idiot

By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 01:30

Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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LeonKennedy45 10

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:37

Glad you dumped his ass.

coried91 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 8:38

That's horrible. I hope he falls off his broom and onto his face.

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kdall7 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:41

I'll take those tickets off your hands...

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:48

About the only way I can see him not being at fault is if OP sprung the tickets on him as a surprise. Also, you know you're not /stuck/ with the tickets, right OP? You can still use them and take someone else. Nothing says IM GETTING OVER YOU quite like a drunken debauched trip to the Islands. FYL, OP.

heimdallr 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:27

Even if she did surprise him with the tickets, what he said to her was disrespectful and completely unacceptable. If there REALLY was something he had planned that he couldn't get away from, he could've let her know without insulting her. On that note, I really can't see a fictional sport made reality in some half-assed form as something that's of major importance...

purple_pentapus 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:56

You should've dumped him when you found out he plays Quidditch

xassass1nx 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:01

Take another guy who's wiling to go and take tons of pictures and show them to him right b4 u break up with him. Cuz seriously, if he really liked u he wouldn't have abandoned u for a game. You deserve better OP

SweetasCandy0609 28

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:10

wow what a douche, I would take a really good friend and no to Jamaica anyways and consider a good riddens of your jerk off ex-boyfriend vacation.

hellox3howlow 17

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:12

Sell them on eBay!

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:21

Quidditch is a gay sport anyway, bunch of grown men on runnin around with brooms between their legs throwing balls at each other....take some other guy to make him jealous...

foreverblack 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 17:27

How does one get "left" with tickets to Jamaica? Just go alone, or bring a friend, and HAVE FUN! :) If your ex spoke to you like that, he's not worth your time anyway, and definitely not worth being sad about breaking up with him.