By Widowmaker - 28/11/2012 18:09 - United States - Henderson

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML
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Harpy20 24

Don't stick your dick in dirty holes. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to a doctor.

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ks23 9

I feel bad for the spider. Who knows what you gave him seeing as you stick your dick in anything

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jayellef 3

Greatest fml story ever

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rs89 20

And that's how I learned what a glory hole is.

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HighlandShadows 48

Me, too. This site is corrupting me one new sexual practice at a time.

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butterflyz1961 2

Sorry, but you deserved that one.

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apc0243 7

Wtf is a coed party? Are you like 13? What kind of party isn't "coed"

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winkydog4056 16

I wonder if OP is so hard up he needs to devise a gloryhole? Sounds like he should soften up at parties.....

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Your lucky it wasn't a brown recluse. If it was you could have lost your dick and suffered the indignity of survival.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Swear to God I'll never understand the male mentality of sticking your dick in something random.

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daminantion 14

Toothbrushes, hairbrushes, beer bottles, pet snakes... I'm pretty sure women have done just as many stupid or insane things to get themselves off.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Perhaps, but then again we'll never make it to news headlines. A genuine report I once saw: man loses his penis after putting it in a lawn mower. I'm sorry but how ******* stupid do you have to be to put your dick in a lawn mower? Is it one of those "ooh I wonder what this'll feel like" moments?

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