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You should feel bad, Moneybags, you can easily steal bottles of syrup from IHOP for free anytime. Sit in the booth, pocket all the syrup you want, put a toy cell phone up to your ear and yell, "I'm coming to the hospital right away!" There's a reason rich people are rich . . . they know tricks like that.
I feel like trying this.
People who dont like dry pancakes...
Apparently OP needs syrup since he bought it.
Dude...been there!
Hell, who am I kidding....I'm STILL there.
If you can barely afford $2, where do u get the money for internet (or if free wifi) or a device to use the internet to post on FML?...
If you're that broke why do you have a smart phone. You should be really thinking about your expences
Or he posted from a public computer? Or like a lot of people, he has it on a binding contract? Just cause he doesn't have much disposable income, doesn't mean he isn't paying the bills fully.
You didn't try hard enough.
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I hope you kept your receipt.
Put it over bacon. Bacon solves all.