Health: Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms...

By HannahBretts - 24/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Turlock

Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 04:10 - United States - Seattle

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

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By maxmess - 21/06/2016 21:39

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness and neatness. They're candidates for a certain show about hoarders. I want to shower in bleach. FML

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By avoid the sour cream - 30/12/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I'm sharing a hotel room with co-workers on a business trip. The walls are paper-thin, you could hear a pin drop, and I'm trying to make my explosive diarrhea as close to silent as possible. FML

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By krushr - 23/01/2011 05:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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By mn051299 - 10/02/2016 09:09 - Switzerland - Richterswil

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By SleepObsessed - 05/08/2018 19:00

Today, even though I'm the most neat freak germophobe there is, I was diagnosed with scabies. FML

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By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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olpally 32

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:21

Oh the instant irony! Haha. Time for some hand sanitizer and a shower.

JasonUMN 15

Saturday 24 August 2013 16:22

Reality TV always over-exaggerates every situation to gain views. You'll be fine sleeping in a hotel bed one night.

Comments

mameburgess 7

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:03

change channel quickly. it won't get better just creep u out further.

SaintJimmy21 19

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:27

believe me - germs from a hospital are way worse. but still, fyl :(

jonhcks 2

Saturday 24 August 2013 22:10

Lol, I read this while sitting in a hotel bed...

8born8 18

Saturday 24 August 2013 22:26

Just be glad you left your forensic DNA light at home...

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 18:06

For shame... I always take mine with me.

Ziggy122 15

Saturday 24 August 2013 22:28

Sometimes ignorance is bliss. It's just something I try not to think about when staying in a hotel. Haven't caught any crippling illnesses from hotel germs yet...