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By Anonymous - 28/09/2014 16:42 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

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By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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Wasted moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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DaMann360 19

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:12

That's not always a bad thing. Maybe the person you meant to do it on was a total douchebag and the person you actually did it on is a great guy.

tinycroc 10

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:16

Too bad you thought that hooking up at a party is a good way to get the guy you like. Remember when dating came before sex?

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XBurytheCastleX 25

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:50

I hope you are on birth control. If not, you deserve either the STD or the kid you get stuck with.

R3TROxLOV3 32

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:53

Why didn't you just tell him that you want to hook up? That's what I do, and it works about 90% of the time. It's much easier than coming up with some convoluted, time-consuming plan that may or may not end in success.

jkmhawk 2

Monday 29 September 2014 20:42

and its also less rapey

helloneal 5

Tuesday 30 September 2014 2:32

Just what I was thinking. What kind of a girl needs an ingenious plan to hook up? Just ask him. If he says yes, great. If he says no, then it never would have happened. Also, imo it's less slutty to just be straightforward about sex with a guy you like than to accidentally bang the wrong guy.

hazardoussmiles9 22

Monday 29 September 2014 0:29

Am I the only one who's really curious about what the plan was?

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 29 September 2014 2:02

You're not the only one curious to know what the plan was. Maybe it involved OP getting the guy drunk, who knows?

doctorhook86 24

Monday 29 September 2014 14:16

#23: I wanna know too, but I suspect the truth is pretty sad.

tranced_ 45

Monday 29 September 2014 0:31

I guess you enjoyed the weekend..

captainsmegma 12

Monday 29 September 2014 0:41

Next time just get one of those name tags that says "HI I'm" then fill out your name and this phrase I'm here to **** so and so. Please make sure this happens.

FunGhoost 10

Monday 29 September 2014 0:52

At least it worked, try again next time Practice makes perfect

Chibi_Kitten 24

Monday 29 September 2014 1:13

Was getting drunk part of the plan of an unplanned incident? Either way, you shouldn't try to hook up when your drunk. Not even for a one night stand. Unless you like the thrill of having an unexpected stranger in bed the next day.