By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
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Zebidee 8

OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.

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atthegates 0

didnt think that could pose a problem? ur ******* stupid

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denlillakotten 4

LOL be glad you didn't sleep together before you married then hahahaha because then maybe you wouldnt get there.

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404wan 19

that's a really sad way to look at life.

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mawang_sky 1

we are different in culture....However, personnal think both of us should be virgins before we get married!

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Zebidee 8

OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

say don't worry baby we got the rest of our lives to practice

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KylesGirl52 0

Wow. What a jerk, you don't say that to someone, let alone a girl. I would have said " yeah well, ive seen bigger, I barley could even feel u, Ur like a tampon". hahaha fyl. XD

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fthku 13

Let alone a girl? It would be easier for a guy to hear the woman he loves and just married saying he's the worst she's had? What's the difference? The only part I agree on is that he was kind of a jerk. Saying "well I've seen bigger" is immature. Both of them need to talk about it, and she needs to start by saying he can't say things like that. If I were in that situation (as the guy), first of all I'd wait. Just got married, that can wait, maybe til after the honeymoon even, though I would start giving advices during. Why have her forever remember her wedding night as "the worst sex" of her husband?

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sallen0046 4

Yeah, you're right. It's much better to start off a marriage with a big fat lie, or to insult the person you've just agreed to be with for the rest of your life because he was honest and you didn't like it. You really need to grow up. I seriously doubt he just blurted out something hateful or she wouldn't still be saying he's a "wonderful man". If you can't have an open and honest conversation about sex with your spouse, you shouldn't get married in the first place.

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yehr 0

yep. I would have told him to shove it. it takes two to tango. then again I'd never be with someone who could be so rude and insensitive.

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muchagente 5

and that's why you don't wait until marriage. ydi.

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brainsoverbeauty 21

That is terrible OP. But why did you decide to wait till after marriage if you weren't a virgin? What if it turned out that he was the worst YOU ever had? Do you think you'd be able to handle that?

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burned313 3

she should, cause that means she gets to train him up just the way she wants him ;) haha

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dunner12 0

what's the over/under on when you get divorced??

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