Intimacy: Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were...

By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 01:59

Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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Zebidee 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:20

OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.

sam1984_fml 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:52

*you're welcome (you're welcome! :D)

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allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 13:57

Then work on it with him. The fact that you've had sex before in the past doesn't mean you're automatically going to be the most amazing person in bed ever. Find out what he likes sexually, and tell him what you like sexually so that you can both please each other in the bedroom.

nenigrl 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:04

That's a good plan. I think OP needs to stick to this. You can always teach an old dog new tricks!

sheenamaedc09 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:12

let him teach you, then teach him of what pleasures you. what makes sex great is knowing what each other prefers/enjoys.first time around won't always be the best because you get better by practicing with each other ;D

krez 20

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:16

He doesn't sound too wonderful to me.

ZeroQI_fml 5

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:16

Bad s*x is better than a good day at work :D

burned313 3

Monday 28 February 2011 7:46

then the sex is all bad because it's ALL about what the buyer wants. so even bad sex of what you want is better then that haha.

evildemonchild 18

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:23

guess he isn't so wonderful now is he? :3

KaylieeJay 4

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:26

Well as a consolation, you're also the best he has ever had...

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:30

"both of us were no longer virgins"..

mattitucklove01 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:38

what a great husband you got there! trust me you can always improve, no reason to be that upset!

naynay104 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 14:39

wow hindsight is 20/20 huh. It sucks that she tried to do a sweet romantic thing by waiting and was disappointed, but every one here is like, 'ho! Stupid woman, thats not what *I* would have done. *I* would have slammed his brains out AND be the best he's ever had. Nothing shit ever happens to me, and if it does its totally not my fault, because i know everything'.... Easy to say when its someone else. Be nice.

Invierno 10

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:37

Plenty of other ways to be sweet and romantic... If that really was all she was trying to be, then she obviously didn't think it through very well. That said, her husband was a jerk for putting it the way he did. But still, that doesn't rid her of her part of the blame in this situation.