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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 01:59

Today, my husband got drunk, which was bad enough, but then he got me to the point where I wanted sex too, so I let him climb aboard. He was inside me for 3 thrusts and then stopped. He’d fallen asleep, so I pushed him off me, mad as hell, then he farted and shit a little bit. I married this twat. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 23:46 - United States - Paramus

Today, I got married. My husband and I had been waiting until marriage to have sex, and when the time came, we started to undress. As I took my bra off, his eyes glazed over, and he fainted. An hour later, all he could say was, "I don't think we're meant to be together." FML

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Sunday 27 February 2011 13:20

OK, I know views on abstinence before marriage varies, but to my mind, YDI huge. If neither of you were virgins, and you were planning on getting married, the idea that you wouldn't have sex just strikes me as bizarre, with this being one of the main reasons. It's going to be a long fifty years.

sam1984_fml 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:52

*you're welcome (you're welcome! :D)

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TheSilencer006 0

Monday 28 February 2011 4:12

I don't necessarily think what he did was too bad. He was honest, even if he was way too blunt about it. The fault may not belong to specifically either of you. Typically the intensity in sex is reciprocated by the partner. But the question is: are you not putting out the amount of energy you should, or are you just not doing what he likes?

lovestoomassage 0

Monday 28 February 2011 4:28

ouch.. well he needs to help you, let him tell you what he likes, and vice versa. the best thing for a marriage is to experience different things.. especially In the bedroom

annigotammo 1

Monday 28 February 2011 4:48

downside of abstinence

xdust 4

Monday 28 February 2011 5:35

It'll get better.

mylifemyrules 0

Monday 28 February 2011 5:43

blue jeans hair down chillin with some makeup on thats when you're the ugliest I hope that you don't take it wrong

vettle 6

Monday 28 February 2011 6:11

oh NEVER wait til marriage!!!

dansco 24

Monday 28 February 2011 6:19

Annulment anyone? Or kick him in the balls and tell him tough shit, he's married now...

Poloboyy66 0

Monday 28 February 2011 7:04

someone needs pratice

burned313 3

Monday 28 February 2011 7:43

good for you! just having the commitment to wait shows true love and commitment so who cares if you weren't good the FIRST time you slept together? you've got decades to learn what he likes and vice versa. YDI to all those saying she shouldn't have waited. sex is so common these days it's nearly meaningless so them choosing to wait is the romantic part, not the sex part... idiots

taureanbeauty293 0

Friday 30 September 2011 15:37

Well, hate to disagree but sex can still be meaningful without, ugh, waiting until marriage. Those who hold those views, good for you. This is what I, and many others here, believe. You need to develop healthy communication about sex and learn about what each of you likes.