Let's break this one down and I'll translate for the comprehensionally-challenged: "Today, I married a wonderful man." I married a dude today. "Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together." Before we were married we decided to wait until we were married (i.e. today) to have sex. "He just told me I was the worst he's ever had." Today, since we are now married, as per our prior agreement, we were now allowed to have sex and took advantage of this. He said I was bad in bed. "FML" I apparently don't realise I got myself into this mess by agreeing to such an arrangement. Make more sense now?

Or, instead of being a condescending jackass, you could have just said: 157, before they were married they decided to wait until the wedding to have sex. Today they got married and had sex, and then her new husband told her she's the worst he's had. Zargon, trying too hard to look smart does not make you look one, and it makes you look like an ass. Unfortunately, I have to agree that it's hers and her husband's fault. They weren't virgins, so what's the point?

I have no idea how you got "trying to look smart" out of that, so much as "trying to encourage people to learn how to think" but, fortunately, I have no need for you to validate my intelligence. Yes, I am an ass. Yes, I am smarter than the average FMLer and, yes, this does make me better than most of them. And, yes, I am a bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling. Check my profile sometime. Be enlightened.

Do you have a superiority complex? Do you look at the mirror and tell yourself how smart and handsome you are, how much you love yourself? You're not here to teach or "enlighten" people. Get over yourself.

No I don't, no I don't, and I think that's for me to decide rather than you. Though, if we're going to be making asinine assumptions like that, perhaps I should ask if the only way you can feel empowered is by playing armchair psychologist on the internet? It's not as if you're acting significantly differently than I, you know.

I don't act differently? I don't go around under the pretense I'm so smart that I'm here to educate people. I give my opinions, that's all. You on the other hand, are a condescending snob, who apparently DOES think he's here to educate people. Is that for you to decide? Sure, I can't tell you what to do. I can say what I think though. Oh, right, if I tell someone I think they're pretencious, I must be playing a psychologist. how very empowering for me.

And you sitting here lecturing me right now? You perceive something wrong with what I say and am trying to educate me about it with some sort of attitude that you are better than me because of it. In other words, the exact same thing I was doing. And, it's not the claims of pretentiousness that led to the psychologist statement, it's your diagnosis of a superiority complex coupled with your guess that I talk to myself in front of the mirror. Of course, you clearly missed the part where I labeled the entire armchair psychologist empowerment thing as being just as asinine as your own claims. The only difference between what you're doing and what I'm doing is that I have the stones to accept and admit it.

I guess "argument" does not exist in your lexicon. I must be doing what you're doing, it's impossible I'm simply arguing with you regarding your condescending comment. I'm not trying to educate you with an attitude that I'm better than you. I have nothing to elaborate here, I simply am not, and claiming so is rather childish- No, before you say anything, saying that statement was childish does not mean I think I'm better than you. My diagnosis? "You clearly missed" the fact that's it sarcasm. Did you honestly think I was seriously analysing you? Don't try to push your own nature onto me.

Yes, you arguing with me. You saw something wrong with what I said and felt the need to correct it, just as I originally did with #157. The only way this could be a fruitful action for you is if you convince me that you are correct, so it is ridiculous to say you're not trying to educate me. The attitude that you're better than me is simply implied by the fact that you think you know how I should act better than I myself do. Put these together and we conclude that you are trying to educate me and you are doing so with an attitude that you are better than me. Though, it does seem that you could also use some lessons in comprehension. I very clearly stated, twice now, that I did not seriously think you were diagnosing or analysing me, and that it would be just as asinine for me to claim you were as it was for you to make the "diagnosis" statements to begin with. If you're interested in further lessons, you know where to find me.

There is nothing wrong with correcting someone, but there is with the way you did it in your comment. (The original one) Basically, it could be dumbed down to this: "I'll sum it up for you idiots. Bla bla Make more sense now, moron?" I imply I know how you should behave better than yourself? Honestly, stop randomly throwing around accusations to make it seem as if I'm "just like you", it's getting ridiculous. So then, everytime you correct anyone, or when you argue with someone about something you find wrong, does it mean you think you know how they should behave better than they do? "Is that for you to decide? Sure, I can't tell you what to do. I can say what I think though" Looks like I'm not the only one who needs comprehension lessons. Oh, about those, no thank you, it's quite alright.

OMG! I just want to know what they were talking about!! I didn't want to start a flame war over an anecdote! Please stop fighting, otherwise the staff will come and moderate these comments. :(

I don't think you should be giving marital advice at the age of 14, evident by your suggestion to act completely immature to get back at him, and your apparent typical "If a guy says something hurtful once, he's a douchebag, disrespectful, abusive blabla bollocks bollocks" thinking.

It was their wedding night and he told his wife that everyone else he'd had sex with was better than her. He blamed it completely on her and said it deliberately to make her feel bad. If the sex was really awful - you wouldn't say "You're terrible", especially to the person you love. You would suggest new things to try to improve the sex. There is no excuse what he did other than nastiness.

That is exactly what I said in my comment to OP, higher up in the FML. What I was responding to is the ridiculous "Get ready for a life of abuse" and getting revenge on him.