Love: Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven...

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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You deserved it 8 405

MILs gonna MIL...

By newestallen - 09/08/2018 23:30

Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML

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You deserved it 486

By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 438

By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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You deserved it 3 772

By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 307

Vegas…

By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

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You deserved it 4 856

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 499

Shelve your plans

By anon17 - 18/03/2010 13:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML

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You deserved it 3 290

CharliesCool2084 8

Monday 7 May 2012 0:57

Congratulations!

shayshayshazam 14

Monday 7 May 2012 0:58

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

Comments

Jewnut 0

Monday 7 May 2012 5:41

he could be joking. or he could be serious, people get married to the wrong person all the time just because they "slipped" into it

Shadow_Blues 10

Monday 7 May 2012 5:47

He and his rhyming have terrible timing. xD

kevinn95 0

Monday 7 May 2012 5:58

Dont over react every guy calls his girl that specially around friends its no big deal u might not like it but its nothing bad my friends always ask me wheres ur bitch at it doesnt mean any disrespect unless u really are a bitch hahaha

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 7 May 2012 6:36

Uhh, I'm a guy, and I didn't call my previous girlfriend a "bitch" around my friends. Don't generalize. Also, bitch means *****, prostitute, call girl, *****, ho, etc. Yes, it's offensive. Lastly, can you type that in English next time?

natsaysheyyy 16

Monday 7 May 2012 6:41

That's very rude. If I found out that my boyfriend ever called me "the bitch," he'd be single the same hour...

kevinn95 0

Monday 7 May 2012 9:25

Take everything word for word why dont u of course i dont mean everyone its impossible for me to speak for every guy since i havent met them all genius And i was just trying to make a point just cuz u say something doesnt mean its true like in spanish a girl would call her boyfriend her gordo which means fat.. Its a sign of affection not necessarily what actually means

Myo_fml 20

Monday 7 May 2012 16:50

That's still not in English. :P

spinx13 0

Monday 7 May 2012 6:12

funny shit lol

idl3mind 0

Monday 7 May 2012 6:12

Lighten up and put your phone down. You're supposed to be on your honeymoon, right?

hateevryone 14

Monday 7 May 2012 6:14

Prepare yourself

xo_angel_ox 0

Monday 7 May 2012 6:17

you couldnt wait until after to check your phone? thats a little sad.. and something a high school girl would be upset about, not a married woman.

falafalo 25

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:08

There are plenty of women who would be bothered by the love of their life calling them a bitch on their wedding day for all of their friends and family to see. A husband is supposed to love and respect his wife. He failed on the first day...