By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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shayshayshazam 14

He's clearly joking lol. Personally I find it funny!

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banan001 6

Wow u went on FB on your wedding day? cool.......NOT

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chiripa 3

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your facebook status

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22cute 17

Even if he was joking, he shouldn't have called you a bitch. It's rude!

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OffToTheGayBar 9

*Waves gun around* Say "he's a keeper" again. Say "he's a keeper" again, I dare you. I double-dare you, motherfuckers! Say "he's a keeper" one more goddamn time!

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MsNight 1

Ouch. Maybe a joke? He couldn't be so stupid to think you don't check your status and wouldn't see it! Or that someone else wouldn't tell you? Sorry OP, that bites.

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Karonline20 4

change yours to "me and the landlouper just got hitched"

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destkay 9

I don't know about you OP, but I personally wouldn't like to be call a "bitch" on my big day.

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TheHezzer 17

It's your wedding day, why the hell are you on facebook? You should be enjoying yourself! People are too into technology these days. Besides, it's clearly a joke, so have a laugh and post a similar one back to show you can give as good as you get!

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