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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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Whassup?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Snoozefest

By Anonymous - 08/07/2024 15:00

Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By foreverAlone - 04/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Chesapeake Beach

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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tpuff 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:14

What a douche.

littlemonster94 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:16

In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...

Comments

feldco1 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:23

Dodged a bullet there OP. You deserve better than that douche!

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:28

“what? but I thought YOU were a woman!"

gracehi 31

Thursday 7 March 2013 11:30

Ha ha! OP could have totally turned it around on him and said, "You sick pedophile, you! Get away from me!" I bet she's kicking herself now. Happens to the best of us though. Don't you wish you had a time machine so you can deliver the awesome comeback you thought of after the moment was passed?

Keevarou 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:30

He should not judge a book by its covers

DanielT1994 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 15:32

He has every right to be picky. I do think the words he used were unwarranted, unless he was telling her the truth.

PewPewPewBoom 16

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:32

Boy that gotta suck!

Amizee 12

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:50

Lads are such dick heads these days... I would've slapped him!

Keevarou 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:24

Because someone is a dick does not justify using physical means

TheRandomIndian 17

Thursday 7 March 2013 14:28

She said dick head not dick geez 39

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:55

OP at least you saved yourself from wasting time with a loser. Don't take his word for granted, he is probably a nasty guy who pretends to be nice to girls just to build their hopes up and then gets a kick if insulting them. If it was not the case, why talk to you in the first place? He is just a dick who wanted to play some mean game.