Love: Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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Whassup?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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Snoozefest

By Anonymous - 08/07/2024 15:00

Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By foreverAlone - 04/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Chesapeake Beach

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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Thursday 7 March 2013 9:14

What a douche.

littlemonster94 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:16

In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 7 March 2013 15:42

Wow, who died and made him judge of what makes a woman?

blackvyper 8

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:12

Better write that down for next time.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:19

Why are some people so heartless to others for no reason?

alexafml 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 17:27

Why would you ask a guy out? I've always been told its best to let the guy make the first move.

awkward_gothlady 32

Thursday 7 March 2013 17:49

Maybe if you time travel back a few decades...

dogpup4 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:20

What do they mean, it's "best"? Whoever told you that was talking out of their arse.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:37

I guess that means that Justin Bieber isn't the OP.

Reenie18 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:42

That's really mean !! But funny

PunkySpunky78 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 21:23

To the op Ouch i know how you feel It seems for me if you wear a t shirt and jeans you are a guy and I have 40 ddd boobs

Axel5238 29

Thursday 7 March 2013 22:29

I feel bad for the OP, but I had a female friend in that situation. She dresses in baggy pants, sweat shirts all the time and lot a of people think she's a dude or lesbian because of it. She refuses to believe this might be a problem when meeting men and gets turned down because of it.