Intimacy: Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had... - FML

By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France

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Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

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By diddlysquat - 14/01/2009 08:49 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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By WhatALetdown - 25/11/2015 00:26 - United States - Danbury

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Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

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Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Top comments

bhsnare 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:10

then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?

zbarnett88 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:12

You know, it does take more than one person to have sex. maybe you should get involved and help you bf please you more. or just keep getting frustrated and cheating on him...

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bsting17 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:46

F your life? haha your funny F your poor bf's life for dating you.

irsmeagol 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:06

i agree. OP is dead weight!

dinoslijno 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 22:53

Go die you lying, cheating *****.

YLS 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:06

Communication, sweetie. Use it.

fish_roxxx 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:14

you dirty ungrateful hore! break up with him. before your slutty ass actually cheats on him. your already skanking yourself online.... it's only a matter of time that you actually do something...

martial42 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:14

hahaha suxx

charliefreak 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:40

Why don't you just talk to your boyfriend instead of having cyber sex with someone you've never met you unloyal waste of a person

dman1018 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:45

he's prolly asain

sum1savemeh 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:51

your a bitch for cheating on him with a freaking guy online! cyber sex is a picture of desperation and is fake. it doesn't count. you deserve it

sevlen 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:59

more of a his life sucks

Kockdiesel 0

Friday 5 February 2010 0:09

Erin you suck in bed, that's why your bf sucks, he is just pounding you while wanting to jab a steak knife in his eye.

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML

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Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

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Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML

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