Miscellaneous: Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly....

By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By whereismyprince? - 18/12/2013 17:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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Debate bros

By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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Disappointed

By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:20

Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:20

Seducingly? I think you mean seductively. And you totally deserved it.

Comments

skokob 7

Monday 23 April 2012 0:29

I like that it's funny!!!

mookie24 2

Monday 23 April 2012 1:13

You couldnt have hit it off too well if he didn't want to go home with you

MDTeddy 13

Monday 23 April 2012 1:28

Bar people never work out.

Brownie101abc 7

Monday 23 April 2012 1:53

I hope you didn't pay him

zombiesdkdjdjf 1

Monday 23 April 2012 1:54

Lmao, what an ass.but you did sorta get owned...

GMagic27 1

Monday 23 April 2012 2:01

Anyone else get the feeling the OP had a little more than she thought to drink?

NYCBOII123 7

Monday 23 April 2012 2:38

Epic , just epic and especially that cab driver LOL

vickynikie 1

Monday 23 April 2012 2:38

Hahahhagaha

megansays 2

Monday 23 April 2012 3:06

That's what you get for trying to be a *****...

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Monday 23 April 2012 3:46

Oh yeah, let's go home with a random stranger. What's wrong with people?! Sounds like OP needs to get her priorities straight and not worry about sex all the time.