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By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

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By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States

Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Saturday 5 April 2014 4:55

well, at least you tried. A for effort

10showgirl 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:56

Your first time shouldn't be with a stranger... Good luck!

Comments

bluefrootloops 13

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:08

Something tells me this "really nice girl" may have not been as attractive as she seems. Beer goggles is a hell of a drug OP.

somegingerguy 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:09

At least the first attempt is out of the way the second is always better!

SBittick 20

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:14

Stage fright OP?

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:21

You'll get it next time...and it is possible she just put your clothes back on...

askullnamedbilly 33

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:26

Am I the only one who's concerned that she would just leave him lying on the floor and not even call an ambulance? She couldn't have known the reason for him passing out, and even if she did, he could've seriously hurt himself going down.

swampbaby985 30

Saturday 5 April 2014 8:52

At least when you woke up you didn't realize she robbed you...

spikekutter 9

Saturday 5 April 2014 9:02

dude, its really not that big of a deal..

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 5 April 2014 9:15

I'm actually glad you woke up with your clothes on... otherwise, that would've been awkward and a bit rapy if you were passed out before you stripped.

animalxcrackers 20

Saturday 5 April 2014 9:17

You were going to give your virginity to a random girl you met in a club?

duuuh1 11

Saturday 5 April 2014 10:28

Not saying you should wait for someone "special", but maybe doing it with someone you're comfortable with would keep you relaxed enough to stay conscious. Most of us have probably had some sexual stage fright now and then, don't let it get you down. She sounds like an utter biotch anyways, who the heck wouldn't stick around to make sure you were ok?