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By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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WTF is going on here?

By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States

Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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lemon_lime741 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:55

well, at least you tried. A for effort

10showgirl 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 4:56

Your first time shouldn't be with a stranger... Good luck!

Comments

rawrkiller24 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 19:55

It's not meant to be

kingdomgirl94 29

Saturday 5 April 2014 19:56

Why are people calling the girl a **** for trying to have sex with someone she just met when OP was doing the same thing? Bitchy for leaving him alone, yea. But a ****? Hmmm... me thinks I smell a double-standard..

Tmhunter3 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 20:18

MAYBE YOU WERE DRUGGED !!!

bowman5 3

Saturday 5 April 2014 22:52

You pussy ass bitch

bowman5 3

Saturday 5 April 2014 22:56

Pussy shit

maryjane2386 0

Sunday 6 April 2014 0:09

I don't think she is very nice if she just left you there passed out.... I mean who leaves a person just passed out!!!

Merylwen 24

Sunday 6 April 2014 0:26

In my opinion, losing your virginity to a complete stranger could not possibly go well. At least now you have another chance not to make that mistake.

Kfortch 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:17

Sex.. Not for the faint hearted

Reallionaire28 4

Sunday 6 April 2014 4:43

Damn you about as bad as Forrest Gump

Sirmrcrowley 12

Sunday 6 April 2014 5:23

If by club you mean "corner" and by nice girl you mean "hooker" and by fainting you mean "hit with a bat" and by she was gone you mean "so was all your shit" yea, sorry bro. I know the feeling.