By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

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Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML
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10showgirl 16

Your first time shouldn't be with a stranger... Good luck!

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brandoneyez1 25

Guessing she left and your still a virgin.

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The_Hula_Monster 10

Obviously not as nice a girl as you thought, OP. It's really shallow and irresponsible of her to just ditch you after you were unconscious.

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reinmon8823 11

You sure you weren't just sleeping the whole time dreaming that you were at a club and then **** blocked yourself???

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dbaker30821 5

That's all bad bro... You'll get it soon tho

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interesting33 36

Maybe you weren't ready? If you panicked and fainted? I am assuming that is the reason you lost consciousness.. :)

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MasterGamer591 13

Isn't it sad that you were just going to throw away your first time with some girl you just met.

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reaxion 25

That's because all the blood in your brain headed at light speed into your main vein. FYL

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poisongirl708 11

I'm sorry that happened but I would not have picked up a stranger sweety. Save it for that special someone

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