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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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dummbrunette 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:06

Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D

baby_dee97 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:57

what was it supposed to be?

Comments

Livinia 11

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:03

At least it wasn't "I'm a rapist." Unless he's into that.

pwincessa23 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:11

wow.

Saltime 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:15

Not even...

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:30

Huh?

ryanst 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:39

"Tell her you're a philanthropist" "Im a.. full on rapist.. You know, men, women, children, the whole thing."

meraseaside 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:03

i think you might be right.

coltsrock37 15

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:04

when the tongue gets tied, the words get fried

rainbo955 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:05

way to go op, haha. but still cute and funny :)

omelijes 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:05

embarrassing..

Saltime 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:08

That just means you're big and hairy. Some men like them that way!

ayooBrandon 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:59

BBW

TwoFootedMan 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:09

issabell?

AsianCookie247 14

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:40

omg.. this is worse than ******* Annabell!

ayooBrandon 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:08

I can't bear to see anyone else try to guess the name (pun intended)

gracygirl1 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:20

damn asian whayever you need to calm it. this is the second angry comment i have found. its going to be O.K

quas 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:15

**** you

miniluda12 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:20

I love puns(:

RenoTheRhino 30

Sunday 10 November 2013 1:58

How in the **** does Isabel sound like "I'm a bear?" Amber is the closet name I've seen yet.

foilindo 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:10

hopefully you didn't put him into hibernation mode after all this wise talk of yours!!! lol

AsianCookie247 14

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:42

hahahahhahahaha you're SO funny.

metalhead5564 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:02

Just what is your problem? Do you think you're better than EVERYONE else on here? Cause every comment I've seen by you has been sarcastic and bitchy. Just do everyone a favor and **** off.