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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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dummbrunette 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:06

Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D

baby_dee97 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:57

what was it supposed to be?

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DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:42

I don't think it's s big deal, if he's into you he should just think it's cute

Link33_fml 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:46

Stupid FML post is stupid.

wordnerd42 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:52

You may all be right. However, I know an Abir (uh-BEER) a name that works syllabically and with proper stresses. Knowing her, she could very well be the OP. But does it matter?

Valerriaa 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:09

that's so hilarious! I imagine that happening ! xD

daevilmatt 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:13

amber??? is that ur name?

mmccombs13 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:35

congratulations! you read the comments above! way to go!

Carlie_McCartney 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:38

Why, that's hilarious! But fear not, you aren't alone in the mutilation of names. My cousin Donna (who doesn't like her name) was once introducing herself to a man, and when she said her name, she said it so quickly, it came out like "donut"....which I guess is what he called her from then on xD so you're in the clear! :) hahaha