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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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dummbrunette 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:06

Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D

baby_dee97 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:57

what was it supposed to be?

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piecm08 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:00

I have a friend who's name is Ebere and it sounds like a bear

watson808 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:35

was it suppose to be I'm amber???

grimowl 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

I'd date a girl claiming to be a bear. That makes her sound fun. Unless she was acting or looking like one, I guess.

Gabi135 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:18

so what correct youself

seeunexttuesdays 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:26

it was probably abeer, which is an Arab name...lol nothing against tabs cuz I'm Arab too haha

fmlizdabest 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:26

aby maybe?

ih82bl8 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:49

whats Ur name? aameer?

mmccombs13 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:37

how does that sound like I'm a bear at all?

gracygirl1 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:19

ammmbbbbeeeerrr. please read the comments above before saying a stupid name.

FamilyGuyFTW 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:59

Seriously? How could your name ryhm/sound like im a bear? o-o

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:40

hi I'm A-*hiccup/nervous-m-cough/nervous giggle*-ber

grapist 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:15

was it supposed to be Abby?

grapist 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:23

asain cookie? are u like a wanna be asain? that's not cool. I'm am one!

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Same thing different taste

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Another one?

Spooky

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