By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
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Sekkaichi 12

Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?

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MeowZebraMeow 7

I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to ******".

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Perhaps your dress tipped her off...?

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Elle_ShellBelle 15

Inappropriate. I hope your bf put her in her place. Mothers and their sons.

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amburr17 6

Wow that's so ******* rude lol I. Would just smile and keep walking that's the best thing to do

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perdix 29

"It's OK, your son likes me to finger his anus and I'm not sure I washed my hand thoroughly." "That's probably your fault in the first place."

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

What a judge mental self-righteous bitch, you don't need her approval, **** her

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Bowm chicka wow wow?

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AurumPotestasEst 16

I guess that one was a miss... oh well.

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Epikouros 31

Is Judge Mental some kind of crazy superhero, like the one in your avatar?

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RedPillSucks 31

Like Judge Dredd, only a little crazier.

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redbandit9877 12

Just say something like "I don't normally either, but since your my boyfriend's mother I was going to make an exception"

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MGITSWFTC 17

You need to work on your first impressions, she needs to work on not being a bitch. Nobody's perfcet

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olpally 32

Judgmental much? The mom sounds like the ***** here, takes one to know one! Lol. Fyl op.

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