Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced...

By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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By bregaja - 25/02/2016 18:59 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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Seriously?

By sadgirl - 24/08/2019 09:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By CurtisWogan - 12/03/2014 22:23 - United States - Albany

Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter." I'm a guy. FML

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Stacy's Mom

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Sekkaichi 12

Friday 3 May 2013 2:32

Were you wearing the anklet from Ghana?

MeowZebraMeow 7

Friday 3 May 2013 2:32

I suggest you marry into that family. Think of how amazing it will be at holidays. "I don't pass the potatoes to ******".

Comments

Not_Impressed13 9

Friday 3 May 2013 6:22

"Oh! Did you find my business card in your husband's wallet?"

vettle 6

Friday 3 May 2013 6:27

What were you wearing!? In any case what a rude bitch.

Mookiisfabulous 15

Friday 3 May 2013 6:55

Moms always knows best, eh? -sarcasm-

aj9090 9

Friday 3 May 2013 7:00

Omg! So rude!

iwadasn 32

Friday 3 May 2013 7:25

Next time you meet a boyfriend's parents for the first time, try not dressing like a *****.

01Ben21 10

Friday 3 May 2013 8:10

Persevere and don't give up. She will see your determination and appreciate it!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 3 May 2013 10:39

#68 I highly doubt the mother will see sense if she, who is I presume an adult, thinks it's normal to insult so rudely her son's girlfriend on the first visit. She sounds like these unbalanced "mothers" who cannot let go of their precious son and would rather ruin their relationships than letting them grow up and be happy. OP, I hope your boyfriend stood up for you. If he didn't, trust me, this relationship is not worth it and will only bring you heartaches.

ZombieSazza 34

Friday 3 May 2013 8:44

I hope you walked away from her straight after she said that. I'd tell your boyfriend you're not happy with her behaviour and you don't want him defending what she said, so either he gets her to apologise or you don't see/speak to her again.

mn_shr 22

Friday 3 May 2013 9:36

Ouch

StanSmith2013 26

Friday 3 May 2013 9:57

I will never understand the psychology of some people, why judge people when you don't even know them?

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 3 May 2013 10:08

Fyl, I hope you responded with, "well I'd say it was nice meeting you, but you're a total ****, good day" and then just turned and left. Probably wouldn't have went over well with your boyfriend, but I'm not so sure it'd be much of a loss since it sounds like his mom is incredibly immature.