Miscellaneous: Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad...

By charlie043 - 11/09/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2020 20:00

Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML

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By justmyluck25 - 23/07/2010 12:59 - United States

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Gracie-Ann - 01/07/2013 06:38 - United States - Portland

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2015 15:10 - India - Tuticorin

Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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Seriously?

By sadgirl - 24/08/2019 09:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML

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Saturday 11 September 2010 9:19

The woman you're about to marry never told you what her father did for a living?

cn5692 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 9:11

Got to Watchl what you say.

Comments

Jester7 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:57

hahahahahahahaha omg you're totally an idiot, how do you not know what their professions are?

larissa132 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 10:58

LMAO! That's awesome.

MC_Telepathy 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:34

garbage men make more than teachers

bizzy3000 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:03

that's what quest said...

KarinaLizeth18 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:42

Dang! Ouch, haha! xD

KarinaLizeth18 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 11:48

Although, it's the girlfriend's father who is the garbage man, not the boyfriend's father. xD

whcwtexan 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:03

open mouth insert foot. ydi for not knowing what your future inlaws do for a living. moron...

bsalway1212 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:06

he should know that considering he's marrying the garbage mans daughter. shouldn't you kinda know the family youre marrying into before the ring goes on?