Health: Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were,...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2012 23:42 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

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By CrazyInLove - 10/03/2015 06:02 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 03:42 - United States - Ocoee

Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 20:00

Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 22:00 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I met the family of the guy I’m seeing, and they are all amazing. I’m scared to tell him I have a schizophrenic mum and a raging alcoholic dad. FML

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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 07:19 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

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By stutterernotschizophrenic - 15/11/2010 03:43

Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML

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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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VonGore 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:54

People are so ignorant about mental disorders. They assume that if you have DID, schizophrenia, bi-polar, etc. that you're automatically "Crazy." Sorry to hear that OP. I concur with the odd departing words as well. Who says that? lol

doubleddun 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:54

I'm sure he's just making a failed attempt at a joke

Comments

snowbal54 5

Thursday 1 November 2012 20:03

some of you are confusing some mental illnesses...

NickPaulson 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 23:10

Who says lets be friends?

kriz_allizwell 6

Friday 2 November 2012 11:40

Someone has a beautiful mind! In the forrest of humanity, there is pleasant rain, man

datguy5 13

Friday 2 November 2012 12:30

Who said that?!

annoyedchild 17

Friday 21 June 2013 0:34

Can you tickle yourself?

Quadroblitz 10

Friday 9 August 2013 17:45

Maybe he didn't exist.

redhotskittle 6

Friday 28 February 2014 14:23

If he didn't know, you must be doing a pretty good job managing it!

SoulSair 11

Friday 30 May 2014 14:01

Im a schizophrenic too and I'll say life's hard with schizophrenia. Always telling me to kill people or myself. Medicine doesn't help. Im glad you've stuck with it and didn't give up life. Don't care what he said. He's a dude. Dudes make a lot of bad/stupid jokes. Be happy he talked to you and I'm sure being schizophrenic won't effect any relationship you'll have with him in the future, if it does it's his loss :)

GakTheFaQ 14

Tuesday 23 August 2016 2:11

My boyfriend has Schizophrenia, and he's the sweetest man alive!! People who aren't open minded and understanding have no place to speak. It'll be alright, OP! Gotta find the right person!