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By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By OTZ - 26/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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Alesana_Love 0

Friday 23 July 2010 15:57

Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.

schwancy 2

Friday 23 July 2010 15:59

Easy fix. Just become a man.

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usmcbunny 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:02

I've never met a gay man who I thought to be the man of my dreams. All of my gay male friends are stuck up, or snotty, or bitchy, or annoying, or stupider than ****. Problem is, the two people I've admired most weren't sane. It's a bad loop, OP. Try adoptaguy.com ;D

cherry_blossom 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:03

Don't worry, op, you'll find the right guy one day and he won't be interested in other men =]

sc95060sc 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 3:34

nice facial expression?

triggerit 5

Friday 23 July 2010 16:04

poor you... you will never be ****** at such a place...

Fear_Der_Nacht 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:05

well its time for you to be the man of his dreams. SEX CHANGE SEX CHANGE!

Saritasmiles 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:05

I'm guessing you worked at the bar or there was a good reason for you to be there. It does suck that he's gay but there are plenty of men out there Op even if the good ones are hard to find. It's not the end of the world ;]

ArtIsResistance7 1

Friday 23 July 2010 16:08

There are plenty of fish in the sea OP. As well as squids, sharks, whales etc. You'll find someone who you are compatible with!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 20 May 2011 3:38

actually BP killed them all. might I suggest changing the expression to say there's plenty of birds in the sky? :)

Jimboom 11

Friday 23 July 2010 16:09

Just tell everyone that your a tranny. You might at least get a pity **** out of one of them. ;-)

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 23 July 2010 16:09

a lot of hot guys are gay... so i guess life sucks -.- but we move on :)

gummibloo 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:09

TUR HIM STRAIGHT!!!!!

seahorses4eva 4

Friday 23 July 2010 16:25

It doesn't work that way.

miamonsterkitty 6

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:52

you can't turn a gay person straight dumb ass

WhiteX 0

Friday 19 October 2012 13:13

-42, -277, Why not O.o? I happen too know two girls who were only into men and now they are completely lesbian. Last time I check straight, gay, or lesbian was a choice not something you are born into.