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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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stop_whining 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:10

Forgot to mention -- foie gras is also delicious. Discuss.

mxf06 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:10

wow 124 and 125... you really couldn't tell he was being sarcastic? you guys need to work on your sense of humor before you freak out like that and make jackasses of yourselves

gamerdude94 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:11

#133, #134 You're proving my point. (See comment #123)

plexico 3

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:12

Veal is animal torture. I eat all types of animals that have been slaughtered, but what they do to veal is so unconscionable that I never eat it.

mxf06 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:13

gamerdude... you need to chill out... stop taking these comments so literally or your'e going to keep getting pissed off, bud... just chill

gamerdude94 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:13

#135 You're not commenter #121?

o_m_g_joe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 16:15

#132 i neither hate gays nor vegetarians i respect everyone it was just humor if u r gay or a vegetarian or a gay vegetarian and feel offended i apologize dont take everything so personnal lets hang out and play some video games lol