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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2014 00:14 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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WhySoSassy 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:00

Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:01

Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.

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WENTZ_love 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:30

well maybe you should I to hell. you can eat your innocent baby cow there. I'm disgusted by you.

FFPianoDude 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:32

don't worry. he's just one of those creepy "save the animals" people (im not trying to violate rule 14 here)

Evilbeagle 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:33

"Tesco has phased out imported veal and is stocking UK-reared high-welfare veal. All Waitrose own-label veal is British, from calves raised on a diet of milk, water and roughage, reared in open housing with natural light and straw bedding" http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/food_matters/veal.shtml Join the modern world folks. Most places don't raise veal in boxes anymore. It's bad for business.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:38

Well he might have been really annoyed-I'm a vegetarian and I try to tell my friends wuT it's like-I do t push it on them, but I like them to know. You shouldve found out first.

Iloveyencheck 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 14:58

ok the animal is already dead. It's already been killed so what's the big deal if u eat it? If u don't then it's just been killed for no Reason

waspbr 4

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:07

I think you have dodged a bullet there, the guy is clearly a fanatic. it's ok to have a different point on that issue, but to discriminate people for that is just douchey.

fmlmaster99 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:20

wow I eat organic farm raised meat but he's going a little over the top

carabear555 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:27

lmao...i went to the mall and got a cute guys number yesterday! thats ironic.. i got it after following him for two hours...but he knew we were so it was funny :) my friend and i always follow people tho...just this time he happen to turn around and we talked hahaha weird :) but yea...we are still talking...un-like you, sorry fyl