By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
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AKiDNamedJoHn 12

You should probably try to get a new roommate haha

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Danny0522 8

When will I learn to not eat while reading FMLs?

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unknowndemon 3

You should inform someone who has a high rank in your college that you want a new room or a new roommate because you can't get along with your current roommate.

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buca100 4

Ew omg I could not stand that. Move out! Change room mates or get a room by yourself! What ever it takes to not be murdered by a nose picking psychopath. Get out while you have time, you don't want her to ruin your college experience by killing you.

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skyfire21 3

Thats gross! If you cant switch roommates or rooms, I suggest transferring colleges!

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dsl1123 8

Sounds like your going to have an interesting year at school. I suggest you ask for a room transfer, my daughter did that one year when she had a room mate similar to yours.

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lesha0227 0

switch roommates quick...before you be like the movie the roommate

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noisebox 1

You better get a new room mate before it's too late....

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ode_2_jessegan 2

Does she look anything at all like Leighton Meester?

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Fsvb 32

I feel like I should mention this: The behavior she showed you and the 'what happens if i don't take my anti-psychotic pills', are completely unrelated. I work with people with psychosis and other psychiatric disorders, but they don't freaking pick their nose in public. And having psychosis really doesn't mean you are dangerous. It could be, but I don't think he/she would be out, going into college like that then.

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