By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
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AKiDNamedJoHn 12

You should probably try to get a new roommate haha

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Danny0522 8

When will I learn to not eat while reading FMLs?

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aarmyprincess 2

Have you seen the movie The Roommate? That reminds me of it

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sarbear293 4

I'm pretty sure some colleges have the option to change rooms. I'm sure other people at the college are going through the same issue and need a roommate! Best of luck, OP

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xtalondriver 10

You've got a built-in science, and psychology experiment. WINNING!!

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PinkiePie_fml 14

I think that she (the roommate) might be acting that way to scare OP away.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

This seems to always be my go to advice for any issue involving other people, but it is a fitting solution for any of those issues: Chloroform, gag, and rope. Go get them.

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Welshite 39

Your "go to advice." So you abduct people often? Not sure I would publicly announce that, if I were you...

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I'm not saying I abduct people often, I'm just saying it's a good method of keeping people quiet...

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kimg0885 23

Too bad this isn't a movie op; if it were all you would have to do is call some glam squad / etiquette coach and voila you have the best rookie ever!

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