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By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML
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AKiDNamedJoHn 12

You should probably try to get a new roommate haha

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Danny0522 8

When will I learn to not eat while reading FMLs?

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d13bat 1

That totally blows. I actually never had one word spoken to my freshman year roommate the two semesters we lived together.

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fukmefreddy 4

gold digging, crazy, infectious girl... top of the list of people I wouldn't live with... sorry OP

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junkman6 22

Shower shoes and a tazer..... Go buy them now.

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Zangetsu67 5

And where do you just go and buy a shower exactly?

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esines 9

Haha I was sitting there thinking, "What the hell are shower shoes?"

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gc327072 30

46- at home depot duuhh....

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kakarot2 11

Shower shoes or sandals... Basically you wear them so you don't have to touch the bath floor with your bare feet. Especially since she has fungus.. Highly contagious

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junkman6 22

Yeah sandals for in the shower. Keeps nasty foot fungus away, I figured those were as common in dorms as they were in the military.

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Zangetsu67 5

Ok that's the last time I read FML's while stoned

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vbmg152 18

And the problem is....... Lol! Just kidding! Get a new roommate! Oh and make sure she takes her meds.

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FuckYourProblems 6

Have you ever watched the movie The Roommate?

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campervan 6

Gurll you gonna get along just fine!!:)

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Spankmymonkeylol 6

Reminds me of my ex girlfriend , FML !

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