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Same thing different taste
Spooking cats
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Pull!
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Poor little guy
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Follow the yellow brown road
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Fetch!
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Freak out
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yeah this is just kind of sad. you shouldn't own a cat if you don't know how to take care of it. it doesn't take rocket science to know that cats purr when they are stressed and or in pain as well as when happy. these kinds of things can easily kill a cat. as others have said, you are lucky the cat isn't dead. our cat is a strictly indoor cat, so she can't get into anything outside. as far as inside goes, we know better than to leave things like that laying around. what's worse is that you thought it was humorous enough to post here. i hope you didn't just kill your cat.
hope your cat's ok
You shouldn't have pulled it out, that's very dangerous for the cat. You're supposed to let it pass on its own and just cut it when its trailing too long
Oh no, poor cat!!! :( I hope he's okay. #1, FUNNY.
congratulations
this isn't really a FML, but it's not YDI either. to be honest, it should be "**** my cat's life". 'Today, my owner had to pull three feet of partially digested plastic kite string out of my rectum, FML."
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Nothing like pleasuring your pussy.
What is it with animals, their rectums and this site? Time to break out the awkward turtle.