Transportation: Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress...

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 9 January 2016 15:01

What were you expecting? "Wow, that girl can really drive! I need to ask her out and quickly marry her so her clearly superior genes can be passed on to children!" No, girl.

bellydancer82 15

Saturday 9 January 2016 14:52

Why would you try to impress someone with your driving skills...? Idk I know men are turned on easily but all you had to do was park, look cute, and step out of the car ;)

Comments

skycollapsed 5

Sunday 10 January 2016 3:05

Lmao. you're an idiot. ydi.

Mahcookiez 15

Sunday 10 January 2016 4:33

Smooth as ice.

michiganVertex 3

Sunday 10 January 2016 4:58

At least you could tell him "the amount of damage I caused shows the amount of love I have for you!"

yherrera0926 4

Sunday 10 January 2016 5:09

that's one hell of a story to tell your kids when they ask how you two met! ?

fridgeslyr 7

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:07

Doesn't matter got his number

zaidthunder1 27

Sunday 10 January 2016 7:00

Well, you're noticed now.

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 10 January 2016 7:12

So then he asked for your number right?

JKPwnage 27

Monday 11 January 2016 0:09

That's why you don't do things to impress people. YDI

GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14

Monday 11 January 2016 5:14

Can somebody explain me how she/he deserved this ? Who's never been distracted here ? And it's normal to want to impress someone you like, right ?

CogadhTallon 16

Monday 11 January 2016 8:36

I mean, if you're impressing your crush with parking, a re-evaluation is in order. Also, I'm disturbed that getting distracted while driving is no big deal to you. But hey, basically like bumper cars, right?