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By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0

Monday 12 July 2010 15:56

how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?

kellanlvr 1

Monday 12 July 2010 19:43

I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o

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HeyPrudence 0

Monday 12 July 2010 17:51

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TheDrifter 23

Monday 12 July 2010 17:56

Now that's dedication. Letting yourself go for long enough that your cankles leave stretch marks on your feet in their quest to sit on the floor has to take some serious time. YDI op.

iSitt 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:11

you might be having edema of the feet. push in with your finger for a few seconds then let go. does it leave a indentation ? if yes go see a doctor

JustJess666 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:15

what? how do you get stretch marks on your feet? I'm boy pencil thin but it sounds like you need to diet and work out. I'm not trying to be mean but that is just messed up.

meli5_fml 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:24

Put the fork down...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 12 July 2010 18:32

Is that even possible? Wow... how big are your feet then!?

obrienology 4

Monday 12 July 2010 18:34

serious? snap

DAN7IEL 2

Monday 12 July 2010 18:39

I think it's time for you and Jenny to have a little talk!

taffy1239 3

Monday 12 July 2010 18:43

wow. that really sucks.

mindguy3 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:53

ydi for being fat

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