By alopez1994 - 21/04/2011 05:28

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was, "Don't, you'll regret it later." FML
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xtacticalswarmx 0

o.o *insert facepalm here* Next time, if there is one, try saying the good old fashioned, "she didn't deserve you, there are better women out there." Maybe it will have more soothing effect.

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Casuality 6

Your intentions were good, don't blame yourself. Even if you said what you think was the wrong thing, you showed him that someone cares. (: I bet 20 people passed by without saying anything, giving him weird looks.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Hey, maybe it will be the start of something wonderful between the two, no? Good point though!

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Casuality 6

Yeah, I hope. That guy could definitely use a friend right now. :]

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xtacticalswarmx 0

That's true indeed! [=

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peppermintstick 0

My thoughts, too! How many others just passed by staring or ignoring him? Its hard to have the courage to approach a stranger, let alone a crying stranger, so it is nice the OP took time to show him not all people are inconsiderate.

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coolkiwipeach 0

I know me too. I would have just started laughing...like no matter how sad I was that would probably cheer me up at least a little

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apcfan009 0

New favorite fml! I actually lol'ed at this one XD

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BWill9014 4

What's to be confused about... read the fml again or something... because it's not that complicated

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DCFan 9

At least he won't live with any regrets =) lol yeah I know it a messed up comment but I couldn't resist

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jaclynx3 0

There will be no "later in life" if he kills himself. lmfao

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lilmisslovely13 15

kinda the point of the fml.

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BWill9014 4

You remind me of that guy on family guy that points out the obvious "ohh hehe ho ho it's funny because if he commits suicide dey will be no later in life OH ho ho"

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Haha, this girl is everywhere.

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jaclynx3 0

ummm? stalker much?

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xtacticalswarmx 0

Hahah, oh you wish girl. Go back to school, use you brain for something other than, "hmm maybe if I put "hit on me ;)" on my FML profile I can get a boyfriend." it was a mere observation.

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heyimjennyFML 5

YDI for trying to help someone

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silvervixen 0

this comment is the most ridiculously selfish thing I've seen! So OP should have said nothing at all? It is better to have said something slightly dopey than say nothing at all! The guy needed someone to show they cared OP did that and who knows maybe it made him smile a bit.

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tannarox 0

thought you ought to know...*faints*

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sourgirl101 28

Does the "after" life count as regret? I'd think so!

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enonymous 8

I regret my after life. I spent it trying to learn how to be humble and brave from Hellen Keller but she straight up ignored me. Luckily I was reincarnated as Tom Sellecks mustache.

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lukethe 0

When someone says they want to kill themself, you need to notify the authorities quickly... it could be serious! Blah me getting all serious lol ;)

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