By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
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vanity113 9

Well now you can give your clients counselling on what not to do from first hand experience! Start charging more!!!

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Wizardo 33

Well learn from your own shortcomings and help yourself and others, I'm sorry about it but hopefully it gets better for ya OP.

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Goblin182 26

Isn't divorce marriage a contradiction in terms?

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worldclassrager 39

Well that might be a little odd...but you could maybe now give points of what makes it end...

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Goumbush 4

Time to pick a new profession. Raise people like yourself who can't even keep their own marriage made my parents get divorced

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WoldowJR 25

I guess you might want to take back all the advice you gave your clients. Probably won't end well for them, either.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"Marriage counseling" doesn't mean you have to save every marriage, at all costs. Sometimes the best strategy is to fold and get up from the table. FYL, and I hope your next partner is better for you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Was it because you had...Temptation? Are these your Confessions of a Marriage Counselor? No? Okay, moving on...

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Gangsterrface 10

Are you sure you should be a marriage counselor now?

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