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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By Bearwaitressities - 15/02/2017 21:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2019 14:30

Today, for the third time this month, my family ridiculed me for being picky for ordering a burger without lettuce. They know I'm allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57

Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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You deserved it 771

By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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tacojauns 45

Friday 14 June 2013 5:40

Did she give you a burger without pickles?

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 14 June 2013 5:39

*facepalm* They hire anyone these days

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DirkNJ 2

Monday 17 June 2013 23:24

And this is all a result of a public school education. How Sad !

mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 20 June 2013 10:56

Won't be long until you are texting your orders from your cell phone at the drive through.

Jarl_the_Elite 27

Wednesday 11 September 2013 3:04

Faith in humanity? What's that?

Fiori4 20

Tuesday 12 November 2013 2:38

If she didn't know what lettuce was... I wonder then what she thought that 'green stuff' was called...

DivinePrince 18

Monday 30 December 2013 0:08

Why would someone want to hire a person who doesn't even know what lettuce is? It's one of the most common vegetables in the world!

pompomkiwi 14

Friday 3 January 2014 6:54

Omg hahahahaha facepalm

Kamon97 23

Sunday 18 May 2014 16:39

Next time eat your veggies

dannyboy01 3

Monday 30 June 2014 20:31

I think it should be "I agree, OUR life sucks"

CaptainRR 20

Tuesday 2 September 2014 5:35

Watch as she takes the pickles out and give you a ton of lettuce instead

kenziebelle 10

Friday 9 January 2015 20:56

She might not have heard you. People say 'what's that' when they didn't hear you or misunderstood you.

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