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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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Monday 22 October 2012 12:02

There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 22 October 2012 12:01

Maybe he loves deli meat...

Comments

crushedone 7

Monday 22 October 2012 12:16

Good thing you don't smell like bacon...you'd have to beat the guys off with a stick.

rattusrattus 18

Monday 22 October 2012 15:47

Cooked or raw bacon? Cooked bacon, yes. Raw bacon, and you'd have to be beating the neighbourhood dogs off with a stick, but to human noses it's not that pleasant.

Angielovesmetoo 8

Monday 22 October 2012 12:18

I hope your boyfriend told them to piss off! I know I would.

Lionesse 15

Monday 22 October 2012 12:30

It's hard to ignore when they are your Boyfriend's friends but you shouldn't care what they think. After all, he called you beautiful, not hot or sexy. I think being called beautiful worth a lot more. So.. Who cares what those chumps say

Enslaved 36

Monday 22 October 2012 12:33

Well that was a cold cut! (:

RvidxrKlvn 8

Monday 22 October 2012 12:40

Honestly, at least you have someone that likes you for being you in a world where the people around judge you constantly. Also, someone needs to think of a sandwich joke

Andrew910 5

Monday 22 October 2012 12:44

What happened to the sandwich that crossed the road? It became flatbread.

desoto96 9

Monday 22 October 2012 16:05

As long as she smells like honey ham, I don't see what the problem is. But any how, here's the joke. A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."