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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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Monday 22 October 2012 12:02

There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 22 October 2012 12:01

Maybe he loves deli meat...

Comments

UncleMuscles 5

Monday 22 October 2012 13:17

At least you weren't packaged meat.

Tonyduncan 0

Monday 22 October 2012 13:20

maybe his friend is jealous that he has you and not him

CuriousAlien 7

Monday 22 October 2012 13:39

Hey, YOUR Boyfriend stuck up for you to one of his friends. He's a keeper:) And so what if you have fat thighs and smell like deli meat, at least YOU have someone who still cares about you. I don't the useless friend has a girlfriend.

dellam 3

Monday 22 October 2012 13:41

Haha... Fankles

FalconWhitaker 20

Monday 22 October 2012 14:02

Your boyfriend's mates suck.

Epikouros 31

Monday 22 October 2012 14:18

Don't worry, just avoid dating vegetarians. They're annoying anyway.

DocBastard 38

Monday 22 October 2012 14:28

I'd love it if my wife smelled like deli meat. Right now she smells like soap or flowers! Who the hell wants to smell that? But if she smelled like pastrami...now THAT'S sexy!