By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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ARetardedSeal 24

if that's the case, she might believe she can catch an std by shaking hands?

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kf4vkp 3

Why haven't you had the talk with your daughter? If she thinks that's how at 16 it is your fault as the parent for not educating her about her body properly.

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8born8 18

Hhhmmm, there's one that slipped through the net.... Perhaps your daughter was confused due to the male urethra being used for both urinating and ejaculating??? .. A woman to woman chat to clarify a few things sounds like a good course of action. Good luck OP,

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Makayla18_18 13

No offense, but your daughter is an idiot.

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Luluthus 41

Or she just hasn't had decent sex-ed. If nobody who really knows what they are talking about explains reproduction, she will only have whatever stories her peers tell to rely on.

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Muffinypowers 19

How is it possible to be that stupid? She really does need 'the talk'. If she's already gotten it, she needs it again.

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shinikageWolf 15

"I don't know why I got pregnant, he never even pissed on me"

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