By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 08:01 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML
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insanesna1l 0

you have a super power. don't let it go to your thighs..uh I mean head

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catkat1988 17

lol, aw, that sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would've said about me. Don't worry, though, he probably meant it in a loving way.

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BarneyA 0

They use dogs these days, honey. Everyone loves dogs!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I haven't heard of them using dogs instead of pigs. Pigs are usually correlated with truffles. In any event, a female dog is called a bitch. So, the husband either called her a pig, or a bitch, neither of which are flattering.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

I make fun of women and men equally. ;) And yes, quite a few teenagers have eating disorders, have you heard of binge eating? Anorexia and Bulimia are not the only eating disorders.

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justbigbs 6

Wow I love Chocolate, how about dead people, you would help the police out a lot

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LoveMySoldier82 0

There is a problem if chocolate has to be hidden.

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Sirin_fml 46

"Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML (accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story, *or arguing that an anecdote is not FML worthy or even not an FML*"

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Zombie65 0

ok. and???????? what?????

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Sirin_fml 46

You don't own me. Do you see a ring on my finger, girlfriend? I should have listened to my mom! Or... something, I never was good with ebonics.

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