Money: Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs.... - FML

By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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Knock it down, boys

By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By bill - 28/11/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By Zach Got Robbed - 08/01/2014 23:02 - United States - Clifton

Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML

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lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 July 2011 16:22

your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. **** this, we are oughta here.

Benji114 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:10

Solution: Electric fence.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 16:15

no dogs for you!

Mi24hind 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:15

Well, someone has a smart dog,

xxkittyswaggww 1

Friday 22 July 2011 16:17

well that was An epic fail and a waste of money

DocBastard 38

Friday 22 July 2011 16:17

All that proves is that your dog is smarter than you.

PeachyJinx 7

Friday 22 July 2011 16:18

This made me lol for real XD

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Friday 22 July 2011 19:08

it wasn't really that funny...

MizzErikaHart 8

Friday 22 July 2011 16:20

what a waste of money...even if ur dog didnt escape

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 22 July 2011 16:21

Do you have 101 dogs? If so, they didn't run away...

IndigoFuckYou 9

Friday 22 July 2011 16:39

Did the contractor, by any chance, have black and white hair? Or a fur coat?

lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 July 2011 16:22

your dogs fml- today, our owners spent $5000 to contain us. $5000 could have bought us toys and treats for a couple of years. **** this, we are oughta here.

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 22 July 2011 18:58

I think it was only one dog in the fml.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 July 2011 19:56

she did say dogs, but one escaped. the other one is planning his freedom.

elpacino32605 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:55

yea! pay attention if you wanna call someone out!!!

pvtward8 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:28

shock collar!!

Arch27 27

Friday 22 July 2011 17:14

I knew someone who got an invisible fence for their dog. The dog would run at the barrier full speed, yelp as it got shocked and keep on running. Not very effective.

GTRspecV 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:54

what the he'll kind of fence costs $5000?

U_Go_Boom 0

Friday 22 July 2011 17:57

clearly you know nothing about fences. they get pricy if you are wanting a good one and also depends on how much yard it covers

thewife5 19

Friday 22 July 2011 19:03

not everyone lives in a trailer park

goalie001 0

Friday 22 July 2011 17:10

Retrain your dog to the name houdini.

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