Transportation: Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post...

By John - 15/11/2009 06:08 - Australia

Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I came back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket for being parked longer than 5 minutes. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Unlucky. - 16/10/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

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By Professor FacePalm - 28/11/2016 23:22 - United Kingdom

Today, the police gave me a ticket for obstructing a loading bay as the vehicle "was not parked within the loading bay markings". I couldn't get the vehicle fully into the loading bay because there was a police vehicle in the way. FML

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By Roxas - 14/02/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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RipIt 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:52

Close the roof next time?

Peroxide 3

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:40

There goes that new car smell...

Comments

ohaiii 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:53

at least he didn't steal it!

MGMavicster83 1

Friday 22 July 2011 21:03

Or Drop A Duce!! Haha

FML_Guy175 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:27

Did you think he might be saving you ass from a ticket?

pazda 0

Friday 20 January 2012 5:19

Haha, what a cute hobo.

ballerdudeee 4

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:46

If u can afford a convertible u can easily afford a ticket

KoalaBek 23

Monday 2 June 2014 16:57

#48 That's one of the most bull remarks I've ever read on this site! My convertible cost less than a lot of non-convertibles. Also when you're paying out for even the cheapest old run around no-one has money in their back pocket for stupid government scams like parking tickets- after paying extortionate council tax, road tax, insurance, fuel tax and service charges. I hope you have to take the bus everywhere.