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How to explain it to your parents is a better question lol
How about not explaining it to them, for now.. It would just make things awkward, imagine OP sitting with parents over dinner, "oh,btw mum, your daughter is a prostitute..yea,and I had to pick her up from jail,no biggie,she should be back to work by tomorrow" the parents would so wish for autocorrect then :) So she should keep it to herself, and try to help her, if push comes to shove, maybe then.
Wow that's awful:/ I know times are tough nowadays but really, prostitution? You should maybe try to get her to go to counseling or something
Prostitution is the oldest job in recorded history. It is also pure profit. No taxes, no set up fees, no investment costs; nothing. Sounds like a dream job ;)
:) you seem very into it, are you a pimp or something? Also,I wonder if there's a school somewhere that teaches it..that would be funny :)
Well there is the PIMP to pay..
A woman should be allowed to sell her body if she truly wants to, and she is, through ****. In **** there are laws that protect women and men from STDs and forced sexual practices, as well it helps the government regulate it. Argue that all you like but we humans do have the right to sell our bodies under law, but in specific ways that limit the damage we can inflict on ourselves, which is similarly why things like suicide watch and anti-drug laws exist.
Actually prostitutes take customers to court for abuse and things all the time, prostitutes that get beaten and abused by their pimps are a different story sadly.
His SISTER? Dude. What's wrong with you?
OP is female.
Hey, hoes gotta eat too! And whatever happened to the good ole days when a man could ride his horse to a saloon for a drink and a lay?
Awkward? That's all you'd have to say for yourself if your sister happened to be a prostitute? Dude I would be embarrassed to share the same blood. I would almost like completely avoid her.
What a swell family you have. You must care enough about her to pick her up though.. So help her turn her life around.
It's an honest profession; well In a lot of countries it is. Aslong as she is not forced into it by someone else it's a decent way of making do.
Oh yeah having sex with strangers and possibly catching their STDs....real honest job
I don't understand why it's illegal. It's always going to happen whether they make it legal or not. So isn't it better to make it legal but done in a more sanitary way so that they're not forced to do it in streets or even worse places. I know it might sound crazy, but that's how I see things.
#41, In countries where it is legal it is very well regulated, sure there are some risks, but condoms are mandatory. I am not sure about New Zealand where I live now, and it is legal too but in the Netherlands where I am from originally, the health board does monthly checks on STDs for the professionals. Also they pretty much have thier own union. Plus the risk of getting an STD is pretty much just as high as in the normal dating scene so why not make a bit of money from doing a nice thing. I gather Prostitution would not be your thing, but it still is honest. They sell a service they can provide and there are many who want this service otherwise it would not be such a lively buisness.
Here's my breakdown of me reading this FML: 1) You idiot, a prostitute? The ****! 2) Holy shit, you're ******* your SISTER? 3) OOOOOOOH...jail. Gotcha. So many emotions from one little story. Well done.
4) I hope the op covered their car seat with plastic...
Very well said, sir!!
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Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner
Your parents must be so proud.