By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 15:01 - United States

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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dcg_957 0

Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Your parents must be so proud.

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spluudge 4

I can wait to hear that speech at her wedding! Just slip it in right before u say toast to the happy couple! I'm sure no one will b cheering

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brianjman14 22

When I read the first part, I was like ._. Then after the second, I was like O_O. Then after the third, I was like XD.

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beesmakewax 3

Nice role playing dude!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Lovely sister, is your name John by any chance?

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JayByrd13 6

FYL OP.. but this is probably the best FML I've read in awhile (:

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Robinshariece 1

Lmao, that's so funny and embarrassing at the same time.

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tiger3110 6

How could you not recognize your own sister?

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