By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 15:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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dcg_957 0

Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Your parents must be so proud.

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matthewmattyB 0

Did she make any money?

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milzank 0

ha what's the going rate since she's in a vehicle

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Tmoney20 3

So did she put out or??????? Lol jk jk that really sucks in so so so many ways!

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

You should punch her in the neck and use it as leverage for the rest of your life.

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NEVERENUFF1 0

Hope she took care of you for getting her out lmao !

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kalbrek009 20

A female pimp is called a "Madame", they've been called that since early saloon days in the old west. I knew of 2 madames in my old town & both of them turned their businesses over to their daughters who then became the new madames, & both mothers & their daughters got busted for their so-called "escort services". "Escort" now days is just mostly just fancy term for "secretly willing to be a prostitute", so OP could have been her sister's Madame, but let's hope not.

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