By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 15:01 - United States

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Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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dcg_957 0

Try explaining that story over thanksgiving dinner

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Your parents must be so proud.

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

well then...this is awkwatd.

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bri_maselli 0

Thiis iis my sister, number one prostitute in all kazakhstan..

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TrashCan69 2

Funnier than the post

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FatSack 0

Number four prostitute, actually.

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bri_maselli 0

My apologizes, FatSack. Number 4 prostitute.

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lisey517 2

A lot of prostitutes nowadays are drug addicts trying to get a fix. If she is a drug addict you should try to get her help before she gets raped and killed.

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Petunia888 13

Now you can cross that off of your bucket list. ;-)

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uprising_fml 0

yes because that is everyone's dream in life... to pick up their brother or sister from jail via prostitution .

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Petunia888 13

I was thinking more along the lines of "picking up a prostitute". And I'm pretty sure I said "cross that off of your bucket list" not "fulfilled your dream". Geez, some people are just wayyy too eager to pounce on a comment.

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SamCat 21

I hope you didnt have to pay, the bail bond to get her ;)

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SamCat 21

I hope you didnt have to pay, the bail bond to get her ;)

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