By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
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allyrn13 12

Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.

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KiddoKS 19

Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the tram...

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mybright 8

Oh I would have punched that A-hole right in the FACE! Job be damned!!

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perdix 29

Did he Finnish? I guess you should be happy that the fluid he shot you with was just pee. Or insulted.

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Jemm_fml 29

I'm siiiinging in the (yellow) rain

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Wowxoxo 17

He's homeless; his life is probably worse than OP's.

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patrickalamo 47

In Texas that is assault. I would have stopped his unlawful aggression and taught him a lesson he'd never would have forgotten. God Bless Texas!

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twaumat 28

love the name lol

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Fuzzynavel 10

Public service/contractor + polite = BULLSHIT.

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LennyComa 39

You know in that situation you would not get fired for a kick in the balls

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graceinsheepwear 33

Sure you would.

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