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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By fr1day - 21/01/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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allyrn13 12

Monday 8 July 2013 12:06

Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.

ms_zoe 8

Monday 8 July 2013 11:56

Looks like urine trouble.

Comments

Ranimal 12

Monday 8 July 2013 12:31

You're right, **** that job.

emuexport 4

Monday 8 July 2013 12:38

Bonus!!, got a golden shower while working :)

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 8 July 2013 21:45

Would've been better naked!

DaLiquer 20

Monday 8 July 2013 12:39

Find a different job?

thatnucca 36

Monday 8 July 2013 12:41

Sorry OP... Nobody deserves an unrequested golden shower... I wished you could have maced that ****** though...

vipirius 18

Monday 8 July 2013 20:24

Why would anyone request a golden shower anyway?

lectricpharaoh 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 3:36

#72: I suppose if you were some ******-up individual with a disgusting fetish, you might request it. Normal people, however, find the idea repulsive.

aimeecuria 9

Monday 8 July 2013 12:57

That is foul

JBrownie123 24

Monday 8 July 2013 13:15

At least you have a job... :-(

BlackCherries94 17

Monday 8 July 2013 13:15

Well you know what they say. It's better to be pissed off then to be pissed on. But I guess you're both now.

Xatraris 38

Monday 8 July 2013 15:13

I don't think someone wants to be pissed on after being angry. This is where the word "than" comes in handy. Rather be pissed off than pissed on. But alas, op was still pissed on.

alfred07 18

Monday 8 July 2013 13:19

I will never understand why rude people think it wise to leave an area like that exposed, especially considering how painful it would be were someone who didn't appreciate being pissed on felt like kicking something.